Lemonade and Other Gay s**t

Five

Humphreys

Hi :)

You free tomorrow?

Kind of. Why?

Oh. You have a date?

Noo omg

Church then lunch w my fam

Valentine's Day and that's

all you're doing??

Yupp

I'm not as popular as u w all

your boys and girls yknow

Okay first of all

I'm gay.

Second,

Do u wanna go out w me tom?

For dinner?

Out?

Like a date?

No

Out. Like a f*****g grape.

Ofc I meant out like a date

Omg HAHAHA it took me a

whole minute to get that shitty joke

Fuck off omg I tried ok

What time and where?

Nowhere too far pls

I'm s**t w directions

Wtf are u talking about Humphreys

I'm picking u up ok

Really?

Yup

Ok ok fine what time should I

expect u to show up w roses

and chocolates and your

confession of undying lust

Bitch who said anything

about roses and chocolates

Fuck you. I was kidding ok

I hate cheesy s**t

I know, Humphreys ;)

I got it planned

I was thinking of something less...

hetero

Like??

You'll see. I'll pick you up at 6?

Aytt

Do I have to wear anything?

Well

You don't have to

STFU WAIT

I MEANT

DO I WEAR FORMAL OR

CASUAL s**t??

You're adorable

Wear whatever you're

comfortable wearing

And if that's nothing, I don't mind

Not at all

Fuck u

You wish

that's my line

You didn't deny it tho

THTS ALSO MY LINE