Joshua. We enter my apartment. I follow her to the kitchen, where she grabs a glass, turns on the tap, fills it with water, and hands it to me. "Care to explain this whole cheating story?" she asks. I finish drinking the water and watch her lean against the sink and cross her arms. I'm sure this is when I'm going to get in deep trouble, but I need to get this off my chest. "On the first day of class, when I saw you, I was immediately attracted, but I knew it was wrong, so I tried to sleep with another woman to get you out of my head..." Eve raises an eyebrow but says nothing. No emotion crosses her face, making it hard for me to read her. "And when I tried to have s*x with her, my… well, my d**k wouldn’t rise to the occasion.” Her eyes widen in surprise. "You know, that's never hap

