Ting! It’s ready. My meal is hot. By the smell and the appearance, and although I don’t cook any more now than before (implied, when I was a girl), I recognize a shepherd’s pie. I love it, it’s one of my favourite dishes. This is a treat. After only a few bites, I find myself licking the box so as not to miss a crumb. In the process, I text my mother to congratulate her: Mom, your mince is a delight! Her response wasn’t long in coming, she telephoned me. “Hello! You rarely send me a message to compliment me.” “Ah...” “But tell me, how come you tell me about my food at three o’clock?” “I didn’t go to work, I didn’t feel well today.” “What? And you called the doctor? You…” “Don’t panic, I’m already better.” “No, I don’t agree. I’ll call the family doctor and make an appointment for

