Starvin’ Marvin
We know all about the obsession that this country has with reality television. One of the most lucrative sectors is to watch those poor unfortunates desperate enough to sign themselves up to lose weight under the watchful and judgmental gaze of a nation. We proudly display the destruction of our country on worldwide feeds, and we wonder why the world hates us? “This, though, is going to change it all!” he announced proudly. “This is going to take the culture of the reality television world back to the top of the charts again. Obese people losing weight was just the beginning, but what we are going to bring you is a whole new level of entertainment. Just wait until you see what we have in store for you tonight! “Twelve yes, that’s right, twelve obese children, both boys, an
