Alexander cackled, recording Mrs. Hackett's dramatic reaction to her son kissing Siggy. He zoomed into the woman's rolled eyes; her fist beating her chest, and her legs spread so far apart, she looked like she was about to take a dump on her driveway.
The amused cousin held onto his knees, choking on his own laugh. He stopped recording and shared the video with Prue.
"Look at them, smooching. I want a man like that," said Sveta.
"No matter how much she kept it to herself, she never stopped loving him," Alexander's mother sighed.
"Whatever," said another family member with a perm and a thick Russian accent. "He could've dumped the other girl without all the brouhaha. Look at all the ugly crap on the yard."
"It's funny, though," added Alexander, then they all cracked into laughter.
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