Irish Gem

kissing batman

Em POV

I awake with a large stretch across my bed. Oh, good I’m in my own bed and alone. Good, start to my morning hangover, I thought. My mouth teased disgusting, “Who let the cat in because I think it s**t in my mount” I said aloud, not caring, slapping my tongue full of fur of the roof of my mouth I heard a chuckle across the room coming from the kitchenet. s**t please be Sean, I thought. I turned my head to see Daniel standing, eating an apple leaning against the counter. My first thought is ‘where did he get apple’ and second thought is ‘what the f**k is he doing here’. “Morning princess” he smiles at me. “What are you doing here” I asked, “Just letting the cat out” he chuckles. “Very f*****g funny, again why are you here,” I snap back while trying to lift my fat head of the pillow and swing my legs out of the bed. He’s used to me being so blunt and he just chuckled at me. “Is this how you treat all men you sleep with,” he smiles. “s**t did you stay over again. Can’t you take a hint I’m not that interested in you,” I moan as my head feels like it’s about to roll of my shoulders. He laughs out loud “Oh, really because last night you were telling me how much of a good kisser I was,” with a toothy smile over at me. My face froze and went white instead of red. That arsehole just laughs even more. “Well, I hope you did not take advantage of my drunken state you perv,” trying my best to take back control of this embarrassing moment and smile at him in a sexy way raising my eyebrows. “Of course not I’m not like that, I like my women to remember a night with me even if I don’t.” he says with a sideway smile, now that was a cute look. “Right, clear off you sexy beast and let me get a shower.” I jump up and head to the bathroom, while Daniel cheekily finishing eating his apple, again where the hell did, he get an apple from I thought.

I got out of the shower feeling better almost. I brushed my teeth and wrap a towel around myself. While I step out of the bathroom and head over to my wardrobe. “Tea or Coffee” Daniel asked, I spun around “What are you still doing here you stocker.” I shouted. “Waiting on you to show me if you’re as good a kisser as I am, after what you told me last night.” He said with a wink at me. Fucker his not winning this round of trying to embarrassing me, he knows I always win. “I would but I have just charged my vibrator and I promised it a good time today.” I smiled broadly. Take that ya biatch I thought he was going to chock on his coffee. Yes, I win. After he gathered himself, I was pissing myself laughing nearly losing my towel, he raised his eyebrows at the view. I stuck out my tongue and he laugh back at me. “Well, you enjoy your hot date with your vibrate, I’m going shopping for my costume for tonight,” he said walking to the door. “Wait are you going to Mc Flannigan’s or some posh do with fuckface.” I sneered at him. He stops while holding the door open. “Fuckface I like it.” He smiles. “You never know where I might end up. But if you need a hand out of that catsuit you know who to call.” He smiles and gives me a sexy wink. “You wish stocker,” smiling at him leaning over my small balcony as he looks over his shoulder smiling back as he walks out the door. Good now his gone I can crawl back into bed. I dropped my towel and climbed under the covers. I was no long tried from my hangover but horning as hell from the playful banter between us. Dame that man does things to me, it just makes me feel all sexy and heated. Why does he have to be my boss and live in the states. Looks like my fake date with my vibrator is now happening.

I was getting ready for the Halloween party, not long up from a sleep after pleasing myself until I pasted out. Sean was banging at the door, “What’s your problem biatch” I shouted at him while opening the door. “Oh, that’s nice I bring you pizza and wine and this is how you speak to me. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, hoe,” he said while walking past me in to my apartment. Man, I love this man food and wine, what a champion. “Sean if you didn’t suck so many c***s with that mouth, I would kiss you right now” I smiled while grabbing a slice of pizza. “Your, just jealous I give one hell of a blowjob, specking of blowjobs have you blowen your boss yet,” he asks raising his eyebrows and smiling at me while opening the bottle of wine. “Not funny Sean, I can’t have people thinking I’m f*****g the boss so cut it out,” I snapped. He looked me up and down with a smouldering look, “So, who have you been f*****g, standing there in your bed sheet at 5.30 in the evening,” smacking his lips and raising his eyebrows at me, “I was f*****g myself, not my boss” I snapped back throwing my hair over my shoulder and headed to the bathroom. I could hear Sean “oooh” at me as I walked away. I grabbed another shower forgetting my towel. I walked out across my flat naked and found it on the bedroom floor from earlier. “Yuk b***h put your fanny away no gay man needs to see that shit.” Sean moaned. “Wise up would ya, my ass is hot s**t and you know it, and my fanny is well groomed,” I laugh at him near bocking. I put my knickers on and put the towel around me and joined Sean. We drank wine ate pizza while he back combed my hair into a crazy mess. We painted my chest and arms black and white like a cat, up my neck and then my face. I put on my jumpsuit on leaving the zip opened down to my bellybutton. With no bra and my body covered in body paint I looked class. I put my cat ears hairband in my hair and my tail pinned to my ass with my knee-high boats on I was smoking hot.

Sinead and Roisin joined us and we started the night dancing in my livingroom/whole apartment, drinking wine listening to hits of the 80’s. We called a uber to bring us to Mc Flanngains. Sinead was dressed as a slutty Frenchmaids outfit, Roisin was dressed as wonder woman and Sean as a cheerleader. His legs were so hairy so he let us girls shave them. Now all he wants us to do is stroke them. “Feel them there like silk, go on have a stoke,” he keeps going on. We have now released his inner Drag queen. This night was going to be one to remember.

We arrived at McFlanngains the place was buzzing Mickey went all out on the décor, the DJ was playing all the classics the night was happening. As we partied away doing shots at the bar, this cute guy in a Batman outfit came up to me. He had a smoother jaw line and dark brown eyes and spook in the batman voice. “Dance with me Cat woman and save Gothem city,” he said in that deep sexy husky tune. “Why not it is Halloween after all,” I giggled getting up. He brought me to the dance floor, He was a really good dancer. We danced away his hands on my hips and he pulled me close and we started grinding on each out to the beat of the music. He was so smooth his hand, his moves, his eyes on me as if I was the sexiest woman around and then he kissed me. His kiss was sexy as hell, his soft lips and how I willingly opened my month to stroke his tongue with mine. It’s like our tongues were in sync with the music as well as our bodies. Holy smokes this was s**t hot, his kiss was so good, as good as Daniel’s. What the hell I was think off Daniel. He didn’t say where he was going tonight, I thought. I was so lost in thought that I hadn’t realized we had stopped kissing. He held we around my waist my arms over his shoulder as we swayed to the music. After a couple of minutes, he whispers in my ear in his Batman voice, “Your place or mine”. I chuckled “Nice try Bruce Wayne, but this p***y cat not no Alleycat,” I whispered back in his ear. He chuckled spun me a round and catches me in his arms, I laugh at what a show off. He spun me round again and this time contented with my lips and kissed me deeper than before. Oh, my I wish I was easy this man was driving me crazy. I hate my self-respect sometimes. I just didn’t have it in me to go to bed with just anyone. It wasn’t me. I pushed him away “Sorry Bruce Wayne it’s not your night,” he kissed my forehead and whispered “The City needs me” and walked away. What the hell what an ass. Oh, I hate myself sometimes. Batman left me hanging and is now away to shag someone else. Whatever I need a drink I though. I went back to the bar to join my friends. I got drunk I danced, I snogged a hot guy and went to bed alone, all in all a good night I thought.

Sunday I died a death, 2 nights on the drink I couldn’t couple anymore. My bed sheets are covered in body paint and I just want to lie here and die. But I had to get up, shower, wash my sheets, make a new bed up and feel sorry for myself. Monday couldn’t come quick enough.

Monday morning feeling myself again thankfully, I exited the elevator to see Lacey at her deck. “Morning Lacey, I missed you and Jay on Saturday night, were you not in the mood misses,” I asked her. “No way I can’t be around you lot when your sobber, let alone when you’re all drunk. I couldn’t cope with that much Irish people” she laughs, “I hear ya misses, I total understand, you did miss a good night tho,” I added. I left to go to my office to start my day, I then go to the kitchen to make us all tea and coffee and grad some gingernut biscuits my mum had sent from Lacey morning sickness. I know she was getting a lot better and was less queasy. I bring her cup of tea and head back to lift Daniel coffee and head to his office. I knock the door “Come in please” Daniel calls to me. I opened the door with my ass as I was carrying me and Daniels’s coffee cups in both hands. While I pushed the door open and looked round to face Daniel, I nearly dropped the coffee on the floor. Daniel had shaved off his beard revealing a very sexy handsome younger looking Daniel. Holy s**t, wait a minute I know that face, that’s batman I snogged Saturday night. “You, asshole” is all that came out of my mouth a bit too loud. He smiles a big toothy smile at me, “Morning to you Miss Patterson”. I’m going to kill him, could you image if I went home with him, what kind of a person would he think of me. “Can I have my coffee before you through it at me please,” bring me back from my shock. I walked over to his desk setting both the coffee cups down and punched him in the arm. “Hi what’s that for,” acting as if I hurt him. Ya right like I could hurt him with them muscles. “You ass. You dressed up and deceived me so you could what, kiss me, sleep with me. What are you playing at,” looking down at him crossing my arm and giving him a stern look. He stood up from his chair and held my shoulders, “I’m sorry, I was jealous that you got to kiss me, and I didn’t know if you were a good kisser. I wanted to tell you, but the way you looked and the way we were dancing,” he said with a cheeky smile “I couldn’t stop myself. Please don’t be mad, I did ask you to come home with me. I know I had overstepped my mark. I left before I lost control.” He said with a sad but embarrassed look in his eyes. Funny, I didn’t feel mad at him because I really am attractive to him and secretly want him more than anything even more than I did with a stranger on Saturday night. Before I know it, I reach out and start stroking his shaven face. He smiled at me when Lacey coughs.

Shit, I pulled my hand away quickly Lacey just laughs and said “About time”, “What, no” I snapped at her not looking at Daniel, I lifted my coffee and stormed out of his office. Heading back to my own office, my head spinning at all these new feelings and wants. No, I’m not doing this, I clear my head and get stuck into my work. Well, that wasn’t as easy as I thought, with the thoughts of Daniel's soft, smooth face and then thoughts of his lips. This started to pissing me off, and I started to get cross. After trying to work for the past 2 hours, I get up and go to Daniels office door and knock, “Come in please” he calls out. He looks up at me with a confessed and worried look on his face. I closed the door and moved over to the chair in front of his deck. “Is everything ok, Em.” He asks. “Well Daniel no I’m not okay.” He sat back in his chair, brassing himself for what was to come.

“So, I have come here for a one year internship, I don’t want any ties here as I really need to finish my degree. I’m also pissed that I have let myself become too friendly and attractive to you. When you kissed me, it was amazing but because you didn’t remember it, it was easier to ignore what had happened. But as time has gone by, we have become overly friendly and familiarise ourselves with each other. You have a work policy in place for a reason, so that we don’t overstep our lust or want for each other and causing problems in the workplace. I could have come home with you on Saturday night. Like what were you thinking, what would you have done if I was that kind of girl. What sleep with me and walk away from me as if nothing happened. Do you know how embarrassed I am right now?” Daniel signed when I finished. He looked into my eyes and replied, “I knew you wouldn’t go home with any random guy, but I kind of hoped you knew it was me. It wasn’t any random guy, and you wanted me as much as I wanted you. But you didn’t, a bit to my relief, believe it or not. I know I have a workhouse policy here, and that is why I don’t take you on business dinner much anymore. It was getting harder for me to keep my distances and control any feelings I have towards you. After Chloe being a total b***h to you, I just wanted to run after you, but I had to clean up my own mess. I know you don’t want a relationship and I know that it’s wrong of me as your boss to be acting and specking like this to you. I am sorry as I know that this cannot come to anything. But maybe hopefully we still could be friends if anything,” he sighed looking lost. “We our friends Daniel and if things were different, we may be could have been more, but who are we kidding this can’t happen. We both know it. I’m not staying and this would only end one way,” I felt my chest hurt when realty kicked in and I looked down at my knees. “I understand, if you want to transfer to another department and file a s****l harassment suit against me,” he breathed in waiting on my response. “Wise up, would you like me to move to another department,” I looked at him pleading. “No, No I don’t I just thought,” “Well stop thinking like that I don’t want to go to any other department, I don’t want to go anywhere but here. As for a s****l harassment suit, seriously if I could jump your bones I would have you right here on your deck,” I said with a cheeky smile at him. “Now miss Patterson keep talking like that it will be you receiving a s****l harassment complete” we both chuckled as the atmosphere changed between us back to our joking banter. “Okay our we good, Daniel, now we know where we stand,” I asked him. “Yes of course, as long as you are ok, and I am sorry for deceiving you.” He added. “I am not” I smiled “Shall we hug it out,” Daniel joked “Maybe just a hand shake” I stood up and stretched out me hand for him to take it as a hug right now would be to intense, and I shook his soft hand. I returned to my office and let out a long sign. Well, that’s it we both want each other we can’t have each other, so, that is fine, just f*****g fine.