“Sorry,” Michael said. “It’s just your mom is super pretty - she could get any man she wants.” Tom sat pondering Michael’s words. Tom had never considered, or even noticed, that his mom was pretty. “She’s beautiful,” Michael added after a few awkward minutes. “I dunno,” Tom finally replied. “Maybe because she’s my mom I just can’t see it.” “Well, I can,” Michael joked. With all the fourth grade bravado he could muster he added, “I’d give it to her.” Tom cracked up. “Yeah, well, not if I give it to your mom first!” Michael laughed. The thought of his friend f*****g his mom was too outrageous. Every man in town wanted to f**k Michael’s mom. He had hoped maybe his friend was different. He wasn’t. Tom wanted to f**k Michelle. Michael wanted to f**k Tawny. Years passed. The boys that h

