“Auntie.” Oh my God, oh my go-Oh my God. Think, think, think! Nathalia, you are way smarter than that. Think of one, just one, excuse! “Oh ah-uhm I was talking to myself, auntie. Remember that ah-uh old lady last time at the library? Yeah, hahahaha. She was acting silly, auntie and I remembered that at the moment. Yeah, that’s why.” God, I even stuttered. I have no idea how many gods and how hard I have already prayed for the heavens to make the universe go my way. Or else, I am DONE. My fingers are literally shaking right now as I hide them in my inner thighs. After a few seconds, I saw her nod as she started laughing heartily. “Oh, right! I remember. God, not gonna lie, she was kind of silly yesterday. I mean, I’m old but I don’t tell daddy jokes, do I?” She let out a laugh again af

