5 The Bumbling Love Duo Michael and I parted with Bradley after asking for backgrounds on the victims and being assured that he’d be doing an in-depth analysis of the contacts each woman made through the app, virtual and in-person. Kinda creepy that he could trawl through all of the communications on a dating app. Was nothing sacred? Also, he was claiming hazard pay, and I didn’t even want to think about why. Good thing I didn’t pay Bradley, because I didn’t think I could afford however much it would cost to have him brave bad chat-ups and indiscreet pics. The more I thought about it, the more this was seeming like a cybercrime, or adjacent to one. I had to wonder if maybe Bradley would be our hero with his tech know-how and hacking wizardry. He didn’t get nearly enough credit. He to

