Charlie: “……”
Candice: “……” Such dedication to the hustle!
Sophia turned her head and silently rolled her eyes, then turned back around. “Seraphina is merciful, full of boundless compassion! So kind!”
Emily thanked her profusely and stepped forward to receive the prayer beads.
Seraphina advised earnestly, “Mrs. Jones, remember—sincerity is key.”
“I understand, I understand.”
Emily nodded repeatedly and quickly put on the prayer beads.
In the end, she paid a hefty “faith fee” and left, covered in dust and pig’s blood spray.
They scheduled her next visit for a week later.
Seraphina promised to “think of another way.”
This was basically milking a sheep that showed up on its own.
Watching Emily leave, Candice muttered under her breath, “Is it too late to switch careers?”
Charlie: “
