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It seems like an eternity as we wait for any news on Baggy’s condition. I ask if the family has taken care of notifying Baggy’s husband and Roxy. Caroline assures me they are both on their way. We spend the time in the waiting room regaling the show’s crew members with crazy Baggy stories.
Ruthie gives us a watery smile, as she says, “It’s a wonder she has lived this long with her horrible diet. She thinks Cheetos are cheese-adjacent enough to be a serving of dairy and that carrot cake counts as a vegetable.”
“Don’t forget how she thinks she gets plenty of vitamins from fruit-flavored Jell-O.” I toss out.
“Remember that time Mother tried to secretly blend vegetables into her brownies? Baggy tried to spit a mouthful of them across the table when she found out, but her false teeth came
