“While you slept I went outside and cut that stick you suggested.”
“What? Naked?”
“It’s my property. Why shouldn’t I?”
“You should have woken me. I could have come with you. Why do you want a stick anyway?”
“Think about it Martha. How are you fixed at the moment?”
Her expression dipped to grave. “You going to whip me aren’t you?”
“That is my intention. Unless that is, you persuade me otherwise.”
“My fanny instead?”
“And I thought a woman’s fanny as you put it, is her most prized possession, not to be surrendered under any terms.”
“Tenzij het al een dozijn keer is geneukt!” (Unless it’s been f****d a dozen times already.)
“You speak Dutch Martha.”
“No, just Dutch. Not Dutch Martha.”
“Why didn’t you say so?”
“Because you manage English with such eloquence.”
“So you have been co
