I've met a lot of influential people in my day, even the President of the United States. This one takes the cake.
He senses my anxiety.
“Relax, Tony. You can call me Frank if it makes you more comfortable.”
I turn to Him and stare, my voice goes up an octave.
“Comfortable? Are you kidding me?”
With some effort, I return to my normal voice.
“Let me get this straight. You created all there is, separated the light from the darkness, set apart the land from the sea, and did it in six days, and you want me to call you Frank?”
He stands there tall and proud.
“I don't mean to brag, but I actually did it in three. And let's not forget time, the planets, distant galaxies, fleas, ticks, and golf.”
“You created golf?”
“I had a hand in it. In the beginning, we called it ping-pong, but it did
