CHAPTER 15
EDDIE GETS BAKED
“So, what do you want under your Christmas tree?” I said through gritted teeth. It wasn’t the girl’s fault that she landed on my nuts, so I did my best to not appear upset. From the look of horror on everyone’s faces, it wasn’t working.
“Unicorns!” The girl shrieked, then giggled. “Anything unicorns!”
“My niece has a thing for them, I’m afraid. Can’t get enough of them. Her bedroom is one big unicorn heaven.” The man standing next to Blake said, his features laced with concern. “Are you okay Santa? Because…”
“Ho ho ho! Santa will be just fine.” I mustered up a smile, and prayed it didn’t look fake. There was a dull ache pounding in my groin, and I felt vaguely nauseous. Then the dude turned to Blake, and whispered something in his ear. My smile vanished. Wh
