5 When Star No Longer Shines Star wasn’t available, which was weird. Beyond weird. Weird enough that my stomach was doing this funky flip that made me question whether my as-yet-to-be-verified precognition skills were in action…or I was just hungry. She didn’t answer her cell, no one picked up on the landline at her house (who still had a landline?), and the receptionist at Kowalski Funeral Home didn’t have a clue where she was. Worse yet, the receptionist, in a moment of panic, had confided that she’d been trying to reach Star for the last hour without any success. I hated to pry in Star’s life (not really; I was completely fascinated by her and wanted to be her when I grew up), but desperate times and all that. Who do you call if you need to find someone off grid? If you’re me, y

