7 In the Absence of s*x Toys and Condoms You okay?” Alex asked, his hand at my elbow. “Yep. Those pills worked fast.” There was a lot of blood—a lot—and I wasn’t battling an overactive gag reflex. As for the other side effects I typically experienced when highly caffeinated… I scanned the room, ignoring all signs of the terrible crime that had taken place here. I saw no flicker of movement or odd shadow. Nothing to indicate Great-Auntie Lula might be lurking in a corner. And I certainly wasn’t seeing sounds or hearing colors. Mental note, caffeine pills were great for increasing my tolerance for blood and seemed to lack the mind-bending side effects. I surveyed the room again, this time allowing myself to absorb the more gruesome aspects. With the aid of caffeine, shallow breaths, an

