Chapter Three
Highlights From My Training
As I said, my divorce from Sharon went fairly well, all things considered. One nagging issue was resolved even before I moved in with Gretchen.
She expressed a concern before we exchanged bodily fluids that Sharon might not have been clean. Therefore she insisted I be tested for sexually transmitted diseases. When the results of my tests came back, Gretchen called me right away to relay the happy news.
“Your tests came back negative!” She said happily. “It shows you’re completely free of any sexually transmitted disease—syphilis, gonorrhea, HIV, warts, herpes and even Chlamydia. You are, it appears, the picture of masculine health. I am so pleased, Kenneth!”
I answered that I was pleased as well. The memory of the woman doctor feeling around i
