Chapter Two Meeting Miss Strap-On All things considered, my divorce from Sharon took less time and trouble than I expected. “You are leaving me for an older woman?” Sharon said, dumbfounded. “I can’t believe it.” “Well, she likes to f**k and you don’t.” “That’s it? You’re serious?” “Afraid so.” We had a few subsequent arguments but the bottom line was that I packed up and moved in with Gretchen. At some level, I think Sharon was relieved to not have me pestering her for s*x, and she received a nice financial settlement. In the end, Sharon was like most women not in the Church of Cybele. For them, financial stability comes first. Not love or s*x. As soon as things got squared away, my s*x life took a great leap forward. Exotic s*x of all kinds, often forbidden in Sharon’s book, bec

