Chapter 10If I then, your Lord and Master, have washed your feet; ye also ought to wash one another’s feet.
—John 13:14
Freddie Churchill: Send me your pre-mish bucket list
Me: 1. Work 2. Sleep 3. Buy suitcases 4. Spend no other money 5. Text you my bucket list
Freddie Churchill: You seem confused about what a bucket list entails
Me: Sorry, how’s this? 1. Five gallon 2. Trick-or-treat 3. One that doubles as a sandcastle mold
Freddie Churchill: Ima stop ya right there. Might i suggest…Hiking. Jam on your guitar somewhere in the vicinity of me. Free music at a park
Me: Hmmmm
Freddie Churchill: Not gonna lie I need something to do besides maintaining the lawn
Me: I’ll mow your lawn for you
Freddie Churchill: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Me: It’s my duty as your minister. Jesus washed feet, I cou
