ELEVATOR GHOSTS NAOMI “…hardly the Dread Pirate Roberts, Dad. Can you really see him ripping someone’s throat out with his teeth?” I froze outside my English professor’s office door, and decided I did not want to interrupt that conversation. My hand didn’t get the memo and knocked anyway. I snatched it back and bit it, but it was too late. From inside came silence, then Dr. DiNovi’s voice. “Come in.” I debated running away instead. Or waddling away, since the U.S.S. Third Trimester wasn’t achieving warp speed anytime soon. But I opened the door. We all do dumb things. Dr. DiNovi was sitting at his desk in a perfectly normal way, which was all wrong. Dr. DiNovi was a feet-on-the-desk, head-in-the-clouds kind of guy, not a feet-on-the-floor, head-in-his-hands kind of guy. I’d never se

