Chapter 2
“And would you believe, he asked me to split the cost of a double-scoop cone! Ugh. I mean, I don’t expect someone to take me to a five-star restaurant on a first date, but Ren, I swear I’ve never met anyone this stingy before. And that includes Alan, the boy in sixth grade who’d taken me to his family’s barn for our first date, bringing a packaged donut to share. On the other hand take Rory, the pimply-faced boy I dated two years later, who acted better than some adult men. He’d gone as far as saving for two months, busting his a*s mowing the neighbor’s lawns in the frigging boonies in Mount Vernon, Iowa, just to take me to dinner and a movie! He’d even bought me flowers! But you know what? …”
Zelana Dewan, top bestie material, shoeholic, and full-time hairstylist and self-prof
