“Bunyan once sculpted a perfect replica of the Venus de Milo out of elephant dung for a blind kindergarten class on the deck of the Titanic.” Brick took in a satisfied breath relishing the taste, Renfro acknowledged his admiration with a raising of his wiener fork. The Driver kept his back to them to keep the game afoot, smiling only to himself at their offerings to his ludicrous legend.
“Bunyan over there, he once brought a delightful baby tear and Ripple pear wine sangría to Malcolm X’s summer mixer.”
“Bunyan started a lucrative mail-order catalog selling crocheted underwear to left-handed nuns.”
“Your friend Bunyan, he once painted Urkel’s head poking out of a kangaroo’s pouch in pig’s blood on his mailman’s garage door.”
“Well Bunyan also crawled through 10 miles of raw sewage to d
