“Would you give me a fighting chance? You know, no shock collar or boundary limits.”
“You might want to see my trophy room before you make that offer. I’ve killed lions in Africa, brown bear in Alaska and three dozen others. I don’t ever lose,” he explained.
“If we both used paint ball guns and made it a fair fight, would you consider it? I used to hunt with my Dad and uncles. We had weapons, and the deer didn’t. I quickly realized if deer had guns, you wouldn’t be here today, and you know it as well as me.”
“You know, one of these days, I might take you up on it.”
“I’d like that. Winner take all.”
“What do you mean?”
“Being caged the way I am, I haven’t jerked off or had s*x with a woman for many, many months. If I win, I get to f**k your wife while you watch. I’ll bet that after I
