Me: *waving frantically* Hello everyone, this is Ebony Priestess and welcome to this Q & A session. Thank you for coming.
*takes seat* *exhales*
I hope this will be fun. I was told that a special person would interview me. This is the first time I’m being interviewed so I’m a little nervous. I wonder who it will be.
*looks anxiously to the door*
Door knob turns and Brent Webley walks in.
*rises in a flurry, knocking the chair over* Y-you. What are you doing here? You should be in jail!”
BW: *jazz hands* Surprise! I’m here to ki… I mean, interview you.
Me: *swallows nervously* I’m fine. I don’t want to be interviewed. I’m completely fine.
BW: *removes sharp knife from jacket* Are you sure you don’t want to be interviewed?
Me: *eyeing the knife fearfully* You know what? I’ll t
