Colby opened his mouth, shut it.
“What?”
“Nothing. Go on.”
“Colby…”
“I could acquire a gladiator outfit,” Colby said. “If you wanted.”
Jason snorted with amusement. “You’re not actually jealous.”
“Not about you being happy. About the experience, perhaps.”
“I would absolutely f**k you in a gladiator outfit. The way you like, all deep and hard. So anyway, he knew I was kinda new to doing things with guys, so we took it slow, but we got there eventually, towards the end of the shoot. Three problems, though. First, like I said, neither of us was out—and maybe it shouldn’t’ve mattered but it did, on a team of stunt guys, on a big action epic, a couple decades ago, y’know?”
Colby nodded again.
“The second problem was the weather. The heat. We’d run around in armor all day and then just
