The New Female Crew: Theater competition
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[next morning]
Cora: [yawns]
Tony: Morning Neighbor.
Cora: Morning, Tony. How did you sleep yesterday.
Tony: I slept wonderfully. I was sleeping while doing sport.
Cora: What kind of sport?
Tony: All of them. I didn’t know I could play them all at once. Are you a sport fan too?
Cora: Oh, No. I’m not a fan of playing sports. I can’t even run fast like yesterday. I’m more into art and musician. Yesterday, I entered a new musical for Nickleodeon.
Tony: That’s cool. What part did you get? And what musical are you going to play?
Cora: The musical that I’m going to play is the new SpongeBob play. And I’m going to play Pearl, the whale.
Tony: When is it going to be released?
Cora: Thursday, just two more days. It’s going to be at the Oriental Theatre, in Chicago.
Tony: How much for the tickets?
Cora: Oh, you don’t have to pay if you’re sponsoring the musical.
Tony: That’s good. I’ll see you in the play.
Cora: Sure.
[Thursday Night]
Sam: Why did you invite us here, Tony?
Tony: To support Cora, she’s going to star in the play.
Snap: That’s nice to hear that, Tony.
Pop: General Mills at 4 O’ clock.
Sam: What are they doing here.
Tony: The same thing as us. They’re going to see her play too.
[Songs played]
[ Bikini Bottom Day: All of them clapped
No Control: They whistled
BFF: ?
When The Going Gets Tough: ?
Just A [Simple] Sponge: ?]
Tony: [whispered] There she is.
[Verse 1: Mr. Krabs, Pearl spoken]
Life is short, and the end is near
It's important to identify what you hold dear
It's clear, Pearl, your daddy always knows best
[Cora: I am not in the mood for a teaching moment right now!]
Let me tell you what counts more than all the rest!
[Chorus 1: Mr. Krabs]
Money, money matters most!
Money, money I can boast
Money, money — Make a toast to!
Money, money! Money! Ha!
[Cora: Pearl spoken]
You Don’t Understand Me!
I know we’re not the same species-
But that doesn't mean that money's—
[Verse 2: Mr. Krabs, Pearl spoken]
Me' money makes funny things funnier
Sunny things sunnier
Nothing's crummier than no bread!
Pearl, your daddy always knows best!
[Cora: Daddy, would you just listen to me—]
Pearl, let me show you how deeply— we're blessed
[Chorus 2: Mr. Krabs]
Money, money in this drawer
Money, money 'round this door
Money, money from the floor
Money! Money! Money! Hah!
[Cora: Pearl]
I should be my daddy's greatest prize...
But instead, he's got dollar signs in his eyes...
Daddy, you just don't understand...
All I care about is rocking' out with my favorite— band...
Oh, the feeling that it creates
When I hear the Electric Skates!
[Krabs: Can you hear it, Pearl?]
(Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money)
Daddy, can you hear me?
Can you hear me at all?!!...!!![The whole crew: ????]
(Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money)
[Cora: Pearl]
Daddy! [Krabs: Money, money in the air!)
Can you hear me? [Krabs: Money, money everywhere]
Can you hear me? oh! [Krabs: Money, money, do not share]
Daddy [Krabs: Money]
Daddy [Krabs: Money]
Daddy! [Krabs: Money!]
Daddy, can you hear me? [Krabs: Money, money, I'll stay true!
Can you hear me? [Krabs: Money, money, just us two!]
Can you hear me? oh! [Krabs: Money, money, I love you!
Money-money! [Cora: Daddy]
Money-money! [Cora: Daddy]
Money-money! [Cora: Daddy!]
Money-money! [Cora: Daddy!]
Daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy!
[Krabs: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money!]
Daddy!!!
[Interruption: Pearl, Mr. Krabs]
I'm sorry, Pearl, were you trying to say something?
[Cora: *crying*]
Daddy!!! [Krabs: Money!!!]
“I saw them in shock that I perform something unique and powerful. I smirked and tried not to laugh. I showed them a real musical.”
[Hero Is My Middle Name: ??
Super Sea Star Savoir: ?
Tomorrow Is: ?
Poor Pirates: ?]
[Chorus: Electric Skates]
If you wanna rock and feel it, alright!
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
Hanging 680, sweet, rad, gnarly and tight!
Bikini Bottom Boogie all night
[Verse 1: Electric Skates]
Toe side, heel side
How do I look?
It doesn't really matter
'Cause it's so off the hook
Faux haired, short haired
Mohawk or bald
Or Shavin' off your dorsals
When your grandmama called
There's no magic potion
We'll jump in the ocean blue!
(Wa-wa-ooh...)
[Chorus: Electric Skates]
If you wanna rock and feel it, alright!
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
Hanging 680, sweet, rad, gnarly and tight!
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
[Verse 1: Electric Skates, Pearl]
Ridin' like a squidley
May be so outta style
But we'll be sweet
Poppin' bongo on a seahorse tonight
You snooze, you're gonna lose
You better make your wish
With this fin I'm gonna win
So you can kiss my jellyfish
There's no magic potion
We'll jump in the ocean blue [Cora: Jump in the ocean blue!]
Wa-wa-ooh...
[Ending: Electric Skates, Company, Both, Pearl]
Throw up your hands! (Whoo!)
Throw up your fins! (Hey!)
[both: In Bikini Bottom, baby
Everybo-bo-body wins
So if you wanna rock and feel it, alright]
Bikini Bottom boogie all night (Bikini Bottom boogie all night!)
Bikini Bottom boogie all night (Bikini Bottom boogie all night!)
Bikini Bottom boogie all night!!!
[Cora: Yeah!!!]
“I’m starting to sweat a lot. The costume is super heavy, but we were almost done.”
[Chop To the Top: ??
I [guess] I miss you: ?
I’m Not A Loser: ?
Best Day Ever: ??
Final Bikini Bottom Day reprise: ??
SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song: ??]
“When the musical was done, we went up stage and bowed down. We accomplished something grand; I still see them with amazement in their eyes. I guess sports is not the only thing that is amazing to Tony.”
Tony: That was Amazing!
Snap: Amazing, as in-
Crackle & Pop: Fan-Tas-tic.
Lucky: Well, Well. Look who arrived in the theater. The Stupid Kellogg's crew. I didn’t know this is a farm club here.
Sam: What do you want from us?
Sonny: We heard that Cora invited you to her play. So, she told us also to come. Nice reactions to her. Especially, you, Tony.
Tony: So? I like her as a singing girl. She’s talented.
Lucky: You like her? I would like to see you try going out with her.
Tony: I’m fine. If she doesn’t want to date, that’s her space.
Cora: Hello everyone, how was the play?
Lucky: Fantastic! I really enjoy it, Darlin’.
Cora: I’m glad everyone enjoyed it. I’m going home.
Tony: Can I go with you?
Cora: walking with me?
Tony: Yeah, I need some fresh air anyways.
Cora: All right. I’ll wait for you outside. [walked away]
Tony: [looks at the other group] Let’s just say, Cora will be a Kellogg’s mascot.
Lucky: Winning gets the girl to be a mascot.
Tony: You’re on...
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