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“Oh, my ever-loving goodness, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day,” Dany shrieks, laughing so hard the sound hurts my ears. She waves me over, so I hurry and grab the plate of chocolate chip cookies and join her back on the couch. “You’re going to die when you see what your zodiac sign means.” She takes the plate and hands me her phone.
The first line of the meme reads Ur Sign as a Smell. Then, below it is all the entries. I’m a Leo, so when I get down to mine, my shoulders shake with laughter. There are some zodiac signs where their scents are peaches and pears or a new car smell. Mine, on the other hand, is disgusting. “All right,” I cackle, rereading my entry, “open a*s and hot dog water.”
Dany doubles over laughing and slaps her hands on her knees. “That is so fr
