Disclaimer
DisclaimerYes, on the sub I was on, we did do some of the stuff we did, and we didn’t do some of the other stuff we did, because if we did do it, it was secret, so we didn’t really do it. Even though we did. But not really.
Those medals me and my shipmates got that we didn’t get for doing what we didn’t do that we did—I really got those. Except not. But yeah. That’s because we never went where we were, so we weren’t there where we were. And even though we weren’t where we were, we did do the stuff we didn’t do while we weren’t there, not doing it.
As for what boat we were on when we didn’t go there on it, and didn’t do the stuff we did while not doing that either, apparently I’m not supposed to even mention the USS Teuthis (SSNR 2), because I guess I’m not allowed to refer to
