Elizabeth interrupted me, as if she could sense the masked disappointment in my voice about being relegated to such an insignificant role. “Farnsworth, if you want me to appear in your weird-ass little movie, the only person that I will agree to have a s****l encounter with is Edward.” “That’s ridiculous. Victor would never allow anyone other than himself to have s****l relations with one of the high-borne ladies under his instruction, especially his deformed servant,” Farnsworth pronounced. “What if Lady Alabaster was disobedient and behaved disrespectfully to Victor, refused to call him “My Lord” and acted sassy to him, even while in bondage and under fear of the whip, so he decides to disgrace my character by handing her over to his servant for discipline. That way Edward and my char

