Mr Finn, can I tell you a secret?”
Vince knew he would have usually just waved it away. He had never been the type to be interested in other people’s secrets but right at that moment, he was genuinely curious to know what the pink coated man was about to say.
“What is that?” He said trying to sound as casual as possible.
“I am actually….” He moved closer to Vince’s ear and whispered “I am actually straight.”
Vince scoffed inwardly. The man drew back and smiled. He felt proud of himself but on the other hand Vince was partly relieved. Being a moron wasn’t a crime, so Vince didn’t feel offended.
“Like I said I actually like females but most of them find me too creepy and weird. So, I stick to crushing on them silently and focusing on myself but that doesn’t stop me from admiring cute me
