Chapter 1Since the beginning of time, there has always been that one guy in every group. The guy that no matter what amount of luck he happens into, he manages to f**k it up royally. The guy that could fall into a pile of crap, rise with a handful of gold, and somehow manage to lose it all on his way home.
That’s me.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking for pity here. I’m just trying to make it clear that I know, and that I’ve known for a long time.
For example, back in high school, I was the king of hockey. Even with my second-hand skates and hand-me-down equipment I still managed to pull off an amazing points average. I even got offered a scholarship. Which I needed because my parents were as poor as dirt. That’s an exaggeration, but the truth of it, they were as poor as any singl
