"You tried to assault an officer."
"I threw a discarded shoe at a police car. It's not my fault his face was in the way. Unless there's a law against aggravated assault to an inanimate object then I think you're all overreacting," I try to explain to Judy, the female officer who put me in cuffs earlier at the street, as I sat inside a quiet room at the Ridgewood Police Station.
I didn't really try to throw my shoe at the police cruiser but I've been pretty good at lying my way out of this so far. First they kept asking me questions about Cole and his operation in Mayfield like it was any of their business.
I was no snitch so I bullshit my way until they threatened me misdemeanor charges.
Next, they asked about an abduction of a female teen which I had no idea what the hell they were t
