The cook was busy fixing something so I sat down in the sun room and picked up a magazine while I waited. I watched this short, overly-plump woman move back and forth across the kitchen. She was easily bigger around than she was tall.
As Monique passed the doorway again I wonder just how big she was around the middle. Lets see, I thought to myself. That doorway is probable forty inches wide and she fills most of it. So if shes thirty inches across, Ill use the old Algebraic formula for circumference. Lets see, circumference equals pi times the diameter. C = πd. So C = 3.1416 X 30. My God! She cant be that big!
Suddenly the tubby little dough girl walked past the door eating a full quarter of an apple pie easily held in her plump little fingers. I laughed out loud over the correl
