"I date women. You are a surprisingly dangerous breed, even without the extreme training you ladies possess," I confessed. "To be concise, I have the bad habit of dating women and their friends, acquaintances, and even family members - usually without their knowledge. It always ends badly - thus the wounds."
"You betray the women you sleep with?" the doctor stared.
"We could banter terms and expectations about, but essentially 'yes', I do," I sighed.
"You seemed like such a well-behaved male," the security guard looked confused.
"Huh? What does my love of s*x have to do with my demeanor?" I mused.
"I've never beat a lover, or forced myself on a woman. If you want to hold my lack of forthrightness against me, please remember you are part of a secret society that embraces kidnapping, ra
