Rachel started following us as we left the main room. Charlotte was watching the front doors, Tiger Lily was with our car, and Mona was most likely roaming the back. The unexpected destination of our quest was the third floor bathroom. I didn't recall having to 'go' until I arrived.
"There you go," Pamela presented me the door.
Rachel peeked in first, did a quick poke/scan, then gave me the nod before retiring. I went in and took a pee, trying, and failing, to put together what in the hell Pamela was up to - no hand towels to dry off with. I opened the armoire and a folded-up Miyako handed me said bathroom accoutrement.
"Does this make you a 'ninja in my closet', or 'a closet ninja'?" I asked.
She uncoiled herself from that awkward position. Since it was completely unnecessary, I caugh
