"Why didn't you betray her?" Phyllis prodded. "Don't tell me she's dead."
"No, she's fine," I replied. "She was the one who told me to date other women."
"That's harsh," Zelda commiserated. She thought Kimberly had dumped me.
"Oh no," I corrected her. "We stayed together until I graduated last month. Four of the best years of my life. When she told me to date other women it was because I was killing her. I have a voracious s****l appetite and she was desperate for a full night's sleep."
"Do you ever go home alone?" Marsha joined in.
"Does leaving a woman's house at 1 a.m. count?" I requested.
"Did she throw you out?" Rivka interrogated.
"No. She and her sister were exhausted so I picked up my roommate and left," I exaggerated.
"Wait!" Nicole held up her hand. "Sisters...and you tol
