(Thursday)
I slipped out of bed, preparing for the trip to the shower when I stepped out and saw Timothy and this black guy I didn't know doing a soft porn version of me and Rhada. Timothy was sleepily amused. His date was anything but.
"I thought you weren't seeing anyone?" he said in a thick Caribbean accent.
"That's my roommate," Timothy snorted. "My straight roommate." What can I say, I'm really good looking.
"I am, Dude," I promised. "I have a girl in my bed and everything. Hell, I didn't even know what the Village Voice was until last night."
Timothy laughed. His date was still pissed. Timothy gave his date a final kiss the guy barely accepted. I made for the shower. When I came out, Timothy was in his bathrobe sitting on the sofa.
"Whoops," I shrugged. This was the first date
