I'd have to catch Europa's homeroom tomorrow. As it was.
"Sixty-five minutes...God, you are messed up," Desiree commented as we pulled away.
"What do you tell the security guard when you are just sitting here, waiting?" I asked.
"I tell the guard you are inside f*****g your way through the female staff," Desiree stated.
"And they buy it?" I was aghast.
"She's seen you. She believes it. I hate you," Desiree answered.
"I apologize?" I looked sheepish.
"Here is her number on the off-chance you are ever bored," Desiree handed me a torn piece of paper. "You are a totally contemptible pig."
"I think you are a Saint for putting up with me," I smiled.
"By all means, please jump out of the car while we are in motion then run through traffic, preferably in front of buses and dump trucks," D
