I rolled my eyes. “No, nothing’s wrong, I’m fine.”
Then she started going on about how much it was costing me to ring her. It took me a while to persuade her that I hadn’t robbed a bank or nothing.
“Are you enjoying yourself? What you been up to? I hope you’re behaving, I know what you’re like when…”
“Slow down. I’m fine, it’s great here, really hot, I’m wearing T-shirts all the time.”
“Did you pack enough? You’ll have to find a laundrette if you run out, I told you that you should have…”
I added a sigh to my next eye roll.“It’s fine, honest.”
“Okay, love, if you say so. You’re eating all right? I know how funny you are with your food.”
“There’s loads of different stuff to eat. They’ve even got a digestive biscuit type thing that they call a Graham cracker.”
“That’s nice.”
The con
