THIS SCENE UNFOLDS ON THE STREET WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THREE CHARACTERS
JASON
Nathan what was Collins saying concerning that stuff?
NATHAN
He said everything is all set and what's left is commencement.
JASON
I wish him the best bro cuz this country is not one in which someone can have hopes in.
NATHAN
Exactly but any how it's well. Eh hein about Bianca how you Last do?
JASON LOST IN HIS OWN LITTLE WORLD ADMIRING THE LADY BY THE ROAD SUDE, HEARD NOTHNG SAID BY NATHAN
Jason....Jason. .... (He gave him a tap on his arm bringing him back to guy na weti? reality)
JASON
Guy one minute so abeg.
JASON WALKS UP TO THE LADY IN HE HAS BEEN STARING AT
Hello...Can I talk to you? I'm Jason by name and you?
SHE JUST GAVE HIM "THE LOOK" WITHOUT A WORD.
Hello I'm talking to you
SAYING THESE, HE TOUCHED HER AND WAS WASHED WITH A DIRTY SLAP BY THE SAID LADY. HE WAS SHOCK FOR A WHILE BEFORE REGAINING HIS SENSES WITH HIS LEFT HAND CARESSING THE CHEEK THAT WAS SLAPPED.
Excuse you....what was that for (He angrily ask)
MIMIE
No excuse you. Is it every lady you see on the road you most talk to? What the nerve.
JASON
Wait I don't get it. .... Is it a crime to want to know someone you find attractive is it?
MIMIE
Look here, I do not give a s**t of what you think but I'm not one of those cheap, lazy and dumb ass girls you see loitering around who when a guy walks to them, they be all over the moon like.....You know. Take a good look at me dorling....I won't buy the s**t you are trying to sell so off you go.
MIMIE WALKS AWAY LEAVING BEHIND A STUNNED JASON. NATHAN ON THE OTHER HAND, WALKS OVER TO HIS FRIEND LAUGHING.
JASON
What's funny? no tell me what's making you this happy? Wait, so as ngah slap me ei fine you nor?? (He ask still pissed )
NATHAN
Guy no be so na say.....( He laughs again) okay but seriously, I can't believe a girl just slapped you like.....Come on... you are "Jason" remember? The one and only so you can't blame me for laughing. Okay I'm sorry but why you no wage the ngah some better slap?
JASON
(He looks at him angrily ) Abeg we go before I change ma mind.
EXIT SCENE
THIS SCENE UNFOLDS AT A LOCAL BAR WHERE JASON AND NATHAN ARE MEETING UP WITH FRIENDS
COLLINS
Boi na dem that
FRED
Finally
They greeted each other in a brotherly hug before taking their seats and ordering for more drinks.
COLLINS
Why wona stay so?
NATHAN
Abeg make wona ask Jason (He laughs ) because ei fine say make wona hearam from yi sef sef.
FRED
Wait... something happen?
NATHAN /JASON
No/yes
Collins and Fred exchange confused looks while Jason just sigh
FRED
Guys what happened ?
NATHAN
Some chick slapped Jason on our way here
Collins and Fred exchange looks again and burst into fits of laughter
COLLINS
Tell me you are joking.
NATHAN
I'm dead serious. If you look closely, you will see her fingers still printed on his left cheek.
COLLINS
Wait... How did it get to the point of her slapping him?
Jason narrated the whole story. His friends got angry after learning what transpired.
FRED
Guy you messed up big time. Because under normal circumstance you be normally get to wage yi two one time. Ei di slap you on top weti sef?
COLLINS
I support Fred. How you go manage leave ngah slap you so for public like ei take time embarrass you then you stand watch ei as ei go. Jason naa....
FRED
The babe over deh na deh or ei over bad na bad wey guys no fit talk for yi? Even if ei over deh or over bad Who ei be sef massa? I don vex I swear this tin di bite me belle. Nathan you know the girl ei face nor?
NATHAN
Boi even for night I go fit make out the face.
FRED
Wala na all that because me I don buy this case na buyam so
JASON
Guys abeg wona chill
COLLINS
Why? You just want leave the babe make ei go free?
JASON
Of course not but I get my own plans so make wona burnam
NATHAN
But just leaveam make we treat yi small before you excute your own plans nor..
JASON
No wona eseleam for me. We burn the topic so
THIS SCENE UNFOLDS AT A BAR WITH FOUR FRIENDS CATCHING UP
SHARON
Nadia still can't believe it's you like seriously (says Sharon awe)
JANE
Valid point. Girl where on earth have you been? And I most say, you are glowing what's the secret?
NADIA
I've been around girls trust me. I just needed some alone time you know like "me time" ( She responded smiling )
JANE
Oh like you time....okay i see. So you said something on phone about you having a suprise for us? (Jane asked being curious)
NADIA
Can you girls guess (she replied still smiling)
SHARON
Come on Nadia just tell us and I can bet you she is already dying of curiosity (she said pointing at Jane)
NADIA
Okay okay okay okay (breathed in and out) Henry proposed out
That piece of news got the girls mute for awhile as they just stared at her as if they just seen a ghost.
What.....I'm serious girls Henry proposed
JANE
It's a lie come off it. You are joking right. ..?
She showed them her engagement ring and that caused the girls to squeal in excitement.
SHARON
Ahhhhhh someone is off the market. ....Oh my gosh I'm so happy for you Nadia.
JANE
You can say that again girl. We are so happy for you babe damn finally.
NADIA
Finally indeed my friend. After all the sleepless nights, the run away and the fights.
JANE
We know right......You are a nice person Nadia so you deserve to be happy and we are so happy for you. So when is the wedding?
NADIA
Thanks girls and that's why I called by the way where is Mimie?
SHARON
Don't you know Mimie again....She always wants to have this grand entrance kinda stuff so just forget about her for now
JANE
Sharon. ...
SHARON
What? It's the truth
NADIA
Girls please. Okay as we were saying, I will need you girls help in the wedding preparations. so can I please have two weeks of your time to myself when the time comes? Can I count on you girls?
SHARON
Of course you can definitely count on us 100%(She happily chirped in)
MIMIE
Why is she counting on us?(She asks joining them at the table)
SHARON
Finally Mrs Hewett is here.
MIMIE
Excuse you....
NADIA
Hello to you too Mimie
MIMIE
Oh my God Nadia (she gasp )
NADIA
The one and only (Being Dramatic )
She engulfs her in a tight hug while telling her how much she has missed her.
MIMIE
Where have you been? Gosh turn around.....damn girl you are looking ravishing Wao
NADIA
Thanks my drama Queen. Come on sit here. You ain't looking bad yourself
MIMIE
Thank you. Hey Jane, hey pickle head (she greets)
SHARON
Don't call me that Mimie
MIMIE
What if I do, what you gonna do?
JANE
Ladies not now (Jane warns sternly) Mimie what took you this long?
MIMIE
I'm sorry girls had a little delay on my way. So can you girls fill me in...what did I miss? (She asked excitedly)
JANE
Nadia is getting married.
MIMIE
What are you saying Jane? (Chuckles)
Wait... you are getting married for real?
Nadia just nods her head while showing her her ring
MIMIE
OMG (she squeals ) Wait..... who is the lucky guy? When did you get into a relationship and when did this happen ? (She asks exasperated)
SHARON
Goodness can you stop and let her talk, you always want to be the center of attention
NADIA
Sharon was that necessary ?
MIMIE
No let her talk. You wanna talk yeah... talk, come on talk. Transfer your aggression as if it's my fault you got dumped by Frank. (She Fires back before sipping her drink calmly)
That triggered Sharon as she stands up wanting to attack Mimie but is held back by Jane and Nadia
NADIA
I thought you two had stop picking on each other. Come on we aren't kids any more and we are friends for crying out loud you two need to stop. (She worded angrily )
MIMIE
Come on girls look at me, I'm calm and still seated. She is the one trying to attack me.
JANE
Can we just have this reunion without any fights or bickering? please for Nadia's sake.
MIMIE
Of course we can and as long as Sharon doesn't go overboard.
JANE
What do you have to say Sharon?
SHARON
Fine I'm calm. Can you let go now? (She replies calmly but Still pissed)
EXIT SCENE
THIS SCENE UNFOLDS IN SHARON'S ROOM WITH SHARON ON PHONE
SHARON
If i tell you something you have to believe me because you know I'm one of those who know a lot.
CALLER
But why are you telling me all this? Thought you said she got nothing on her?
SHARON
I changed my mind. Now I'm making you see the reality so stop wasting your time and energy
CALLER
Are we meeting up tonight?
SHARON
No today but maybe tomorrow cuz got things to do today.
CALLER
Okay then but I miss you and I can't wait to have a taste of you
SHARON
I know you can't get enough of me. Okay got to go nice day (call ended )
After the call, Sharon goes to the living room where Jane was busy chatting on her phone.
Hey there Jane
JANE
Oh you startled me. Have you been standing here for long ?
SHARON
Nope why?
JANE
Nothing just asking. So what's up, do you need anything?
SHARON
Nothing just going out for a bit. Where is Mimie?
JANE
Wao its strange coming from you. She went out to see Carl.
SHARO
Okay then I will go ahead.
JANE
Becareful out there.
SHARON
I will Jane
EXIT SCENE