A Celebration Gone Awry
IT IS GENERALLY AGREED among historians that Robin Hood and his Merry Men never smoked pot. However, it is also generally agreed among historians that Robin Hood and his Merry Men never existed. But if Robin Hood and his Merry Men did exist and did smoke pot, this is probably what it would look like.
Robin Hood and his Merry Men are holding a Kegger. Little John is inventing the game of Ro Sham Bo with Friar Tuck. Friar Tuck holds two pitchers of ale, Little John kicks him in the nuts causing Friar Tuck to drop the pitchers, thus losing the game. Robin has his bow drawn with a lit joint in his mouth. Eight Merry Men surround him each with an apple on his head. Robin is blindfolded then spun around a few times.
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