KING JOHN ARRIVES BY Royal Carriage. The Royal Carriage is covered in arrows. King John arrives in nothing but his knickers.
“My king?” The Sheriff asks.
King John storms past fuming.
“Robin Hood dies!” He snarls.
King John gets dressed. He sits on his throne by the fire tapping his fingers against the arm of his chair. King John, the Sheriff of Nottingham, and Sir Guy begin discussing Robin Hood.
“It’s funny. Every time we think we finally have Robin Hood, he manages to slip through our fingers. Strange isn’t it?” King John asks.
“I seem to remember the night Robin Hood broke into Nottingham Castle. He was reportedly wounded. Yet he seemed to be in perfect health later,” Sir Guy adds.
“Yes, the following morning there was a black arrow found in Maid Marian’s room. He stole her pant
