ROBIN IS WALKING THROUGH Sherwood forest. He is in a foul mood.
“Steal from the rich, give to the poor. Steal from the rich, give to the poor. You know what? Screw the poor. Let someone else give to the poor. Now, where is that church?”
Robin Hood enters a local church not far from Sherwood Forest. Friar Tuck kneels before the Crucifix.
“Lord, I have served you many long years, I have never asked anything of you until now... please help us,”
A large voice echoes through the church from behind Tuck.
“Ask and ye shall receive!”
“Who is that?”
Friar Tuck spins around to look upon Robin Hood.
“Really Friar Tuck, I know I have been gone for many years, but has it been so long that you have forgotten me?”
Friar Tuck stands up, he walks steadfastly towards Robin Hood. “There is no place
