The Boys are Back in Town
MARIAN IS IN THE COURTYARD feeding the pigeons. She has snow-white pigeons resting on her shoulder and hand. A voice emerges from the shadows.
“In all my years, I have never seen an angel live among the demons until now...”
Robin Hood emerges from the courtyard shadows causing the pigeons to fly off Marian.
“What do you want, Robin?”
“Why do you spend all this time in the courtyard feeding the birds? Why can’t we just have s*x?”
“But Robin... if I don’t feed the pigeons, who will? Anyway, I have a gift for you...”
Maid Marian presents Robin Hood with a box. Robin opens it. He observes there is a pie inside.
“I have been waiting to give this to you for a while now.”
“Why thank you Marian I don’t know what to s-”
Marian shoves the pie into Robin's face. Ro
