AFFAIRS OF THE HEART

Bicycling brings the fun between your legs.

It was nice seeing Suzanne Nicokado again.I thought things were going to be wierd considering how the last time we saw each other how magical it was.She grew a little bit taller if that was possible . She was still as radiant as I remember her. I hated how she made me feel all wierd and fuzy inside.

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"All the nerve ending in my crotch are dead" Monica said as when we reached the pit stop in the next estate. Our cleats sank into the sandy soil as we dismounted our bicycles and propped them  against the closest trunk .we were about halfway through the road to the next estate and the stop was almost teeming with the cyclists taking a break. Unlike Monica's crotch mine wasn't numb at all. it flushed practically everytime  I saw her . My nerves felt alive as ever down there ,thank you to her 

I rubbed my palm over her bike sadle in atempt to aid her from her agony. She clearly was in pain .Her sadle was new so it was hard.  I felt jealous that it got to spend so much time between her legs."This seat isnt helping!"

 "You loved it  at the shop "

Monica was fairly new to long distance cycling and was complaining about her sadle incessantly rubbing on her labia,and nt in the good bicycling puts the fun betwen your legs way. This new one like mine, with a cutout to spare the delicate lady parts .

''It's not my labia that hurt . its everything else'' She pulled her empty water bottle from its cage and walked over to the drink tent a few paces away to cram it full of ice.

Then, in full view of anyone who cared to look , she shoved the bottle down the front of her bike shorts, wriggled her hips to settle it between her thighs , and gave a little shiver of pleasure . ''Thats much better.''

''Ice on your snatch? Thats hard-core '' I laughed even as a quiver traveled through my own hips .What I wouldnt have given to be that bottle.

''I told you it hurt. I feel like someone put a sledgehammer to my p***y, and not in a good way''

I was too hot from the padaling to blush , but i ducked my head anayway as I filled my own bottles wit Gatorade.

''We should check the height and angle of your saddle then. A well- adjusted bike seat shouldnt make you feel like that''

She eyed me.''So your crotch is doing fine?''

''Never been better.''I answered.

Still not looking at her . I was afraid the double meaning would be evident in my eyes, and I wasnt sure I was ready for her to know how I felt abaout her- not until I could suss out herfeelings. She was brash and aflirt , buts she was like that with everyone , even dogs and the odd chikadee. I couldnt read too much into it.

We found a path bare dirt and sat down.

''Mmmmmmmh, thats more like it'' she muttered as she spread her legs wide open for a side stretch.

''Nestles the ice right where I need it.''

''Morgan, that cant be good for you. Youre going to give yorself frostnite.''

''You care about my cooch? Thats so sweet of you.'' She tipped her head and winked at me. I felt my own cooch flush .Was she flirting? Or just being her usual brash self?

''I care about all of you seriously, I'm looking at your seat height before you get back on that thing.''

She reached toward her other leg but kept her eye on me.''So youre telling me your crotch isnt bothering you at all after fifty miles?''

''A little tingly , maybe, but not in pain.''

''Good tingly , or bad tingly?''

The fact of her asking made me all the tinglier . ''For me to know and you to find out .''

''Oooh , I bet its good tingly then.''

''You know what they say ;

'Bicycling brings the fun between your legs'''

She snickered .''God I wish''

I went to ask one of the pit-stop volunteers for some string . The guy found a spool of twine and gave me several feet. I bought ir back to Monica, who now lay flat on her back with her lehs propped up against a tree truck . Her water bottle had slipped foward so that it now bulged against the front of her shorts like a monster strap-on.

''Here , take that armadillo out of your measurements.''

She looked up at me from her spot on the ground .''What for?''

''So I can adjust your seat.''

''Dont I need to be on my bike for you to do that?""

''I wanted to spare you the pain for as long as possible''

She smiled with relief and sat up, whipping the water bottle out of her shorts and nesting against a tree root.'' Have I told you lately how much I lobe you?''

She hadnt . I had never heard her uttter the word love in reference to anyone , unless you counted the times wed talked about here realization she hadnt been inlove with her ex. ''No.''I said. ''But there's a first time for everything.''

She looked right into my eyes .''Indeed, there is''

I held this string out to her.''Grab one ened and hold it against your inseam. Then strtch out your leg.''

She did as instructed , the tip of her index finger pressing down against her chamois, eight where the opening between her labia would have been if she'd been naked. I tried not to think too much abaout that asI pulled the string taut and strtchesd it to the base of her foot . i crimped my end to mark off he right lngyh.''Back in a flash''

''uh-uh''she said .''I'm coming with you . I want to watcjh you i n action.''

''Think you'll learn a thing or two?''

''Oh , I know I will.''

It took us a minute in the maze of trees to remember which one housed our bicycles , but we found then eventually. I took the emergency tool kit out of my saddlebag and used the string to check Monica's seat height .''Holy crap, no wonder you felt like there was a sledgehammer on your snatch. This thing is atleast an inch too high.''

Her eyebrows shot up in surprise.''An inch makes that much of a difference?''

''You'll find out in just a second.'' i used my pocket Allen wrench to lowre her seat . The nose was also tilted too far up, so I flattened it out to redisrtibute the presssure to her sit bones .''Her , get on and see how that feels.''

she smirked .''That's what all the ladies say to me.''

I held the bike staeady as she mounted and pedaled backward to test the feel of the seat without actually moving.''Oh my God. Thats much better.Here I thought my choice was betweeen finishing the ride and obliterating my t**t. But this is like... butter, Dman. I think my cunt might actually be usable tonight.''

There was no way I could avoid blushing this time.''Are you planning to use it?''

''I dont know .But I like to know its an option . I guess we'll see what happens when we get to the shore, wont we?'' she winked ahain.