“The only confusing part is when all the kissing and hand-shaking begins and the babies are passed around. People might not end up with the women and baby they started with. OK? Don’t worry about that, that’s all part of the confusion.
“You definitely won’t have the same Soom and Shell because they will be coming with me. If anyone gives you a baby, take it and act like its grandfather. Young women are your daughter and older ones your wife. Remember that when kissing them.
“Don’t kiss the daughters on the lips, it won’t look right. In fact, just don’t kiss any of them on the lips, they don’t like public shows of affection anyway… and if you don’t know what to do with a crying baby, hold it out and someone will take it off you!”
“Clear?”
“As mud!”
“Good, because if you’re confused, so
