9
“You’re not kissing properly!”
“I’m not kissing at all!” I barked.
Mark and I stood toe to toe.
“I know, but it should look like you’re kissing your true love. Your face is all puckered and distorted.”
“Maybe that’s because my back hurts from dipping you so many times.”
He gasped as his hand flew to his chest in outrage. “Are you saying I’m fat?”
Frankie’s eyes widened as he rushed over. “She didn’t say that,” he soothed. “You check the scale every morning. And remember what you made us for breakfast?”
“Green power smoothies. Good for the complexion and helps cleanse the body. A healthy body is a happy body,” he sang, regaining a portion of his pep.
“Exactly. How can you be fat when you drink something so healthy? It’s Nadia who has the problem. If she’d exercise more, she could
