I think I'm a magnet for mad women. My biological mother was mentally disturbed. She suffered from chronic depression and anxiety because of her poor choice of partners. Maybe that's why I'm kind of an asshole. I got it from my real dad (whoever he was). Anyway, my mother's mental illness made her do things she would never do in her right state of mind. Like waterboarding me in the kitchen sink. Like chasing me with a knife, laughing like a mad woman. Like sinking me in a bathtub and trying to drown me. I don't know what would have happened if one of the neighbors didn't catch her. That was the last time I ever saw my mother. She was taken to a psychiatric hospital. I was taken to a foster home. That's how I met Marjorie. Crazier than my mother. She was violent and brutal towards me wh

