Of course, I tuned in to the show. But I'm not sitting back, relaxing, or enjoying. I'm pacing around, biting my nails, scared of the little lies that Billie has cooked up for the world. I went from feeling scared of Steve to feeling sorry for Steve. He doesn't deserve this. No one deserves this. Not even my worst enemy. The host of the show, Theodora Thornbury, is a tall blonde skinny woman with a thing for red dresses and red lipstick and tight buns. Theodora has a sharp stony face and a deep demanding voice that makes her guests droop their shoulders and feel intimidated. But not Billie Brown. Billie is sitting cross-legged on the cream couch with her nose held up high, looking gorgeous in a red gown (exactly like the host's red dress). Of course, she had to try to compete with Theod

