'Indeed, I went out with Duncan for longer than a year and I had no clue about what his identity was. I knew Malcolm better and I just put in a couple of hours with him.' 'In any case, you were just a child – you recently said that.' 'I was mature enough to get pregnant. What's more, I'm not a child now. Pierce came this way. What's more, I welcomed him in and he didn't come up – he just kissed me and strolled off. We're going for a cookout on the loch tomorrow with Brock.' 'You're not going to allow him to meet Brock?' 'Keep your hairpiece on. I'll present him as a buddy, that's it in a nutshell. I will do nothing idiotic.' 'Shouldn't something be said about Mum and Dad?' 'They're not welcomed.' 'Exceptionally entertaining. Have you advised them?' 'I've said we met that end of the

